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"Bunker, Archie Bunker, you snooty limey."
Old Auric talked a good game, but if he really wanted Mr. Bond to die he would have placed him so the first thing that the laser hit was his head. As is usual with villains Goldfinger was too in love with his death trap to use the quick simple and effective methods. That's why they lose.
I dunno, Brent: I think Bond kept prodding Auric at every turn -- down to shagging Jill Masterson, Goldfinger's paid woman who he apparently never had his way with. (AG also wanted a piece of Pussy, to find her off limits as well, although 007 "appealed to her maternal instincts.") Zapping James in the schlong would've been more a case of sweet revenge than anything else.
I don't know Flickhead. If you want Bond to die you shoot him in the head. If you want to extract revenge on him by first zapping him in the schlong maybe you should start the laser beam closer to his wedding tackle than his feet.
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