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Because of course, real women don't have any hips at all, and putting those kangaroo-pouch pockets there won't over-exaggerate their beam in the least.Seriously, though, Red may have the looks, but her sis Raven's got the bling. Not to say white gloves.Oh wait! I just got it! Red hair/black dress; Black hair/red dress. Nice.
"swizzle stick lovers don't lie when they tell you.they've been down there too..."
Real women also have 15-inch waists and oddly triangular rib cages.Anyways, I'd totally wear that black dress - classic.
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