Containing Multitudes Since 2004
[Enter Two Umpires]Umpire 2 Hail Granato!Umpire 1 I give you greeting, Antonio.Thou hast the starting lineups?Umpire 2 Ay. The batting orders duly signedby managers both.Umpire 1 ‘Tis well. What o’clock ist?Umpire 2 ‘Tis at the stroke of two.[Trumpets sound]Umpire 1 Hark! The players come. To ourappointed places shall we go, you at firstand I behind the plate. This gamedepends on how you make your call.Farewell! until you hear me cry “Play ball!”
Private Roman Eye (Johnny Wayne): "I want a Martinius."Bartender (usually Paul Kligman)"Don't you mean a Martini?"Private Roman Eye: "If I wanted two I'd have asked for two."
Brutus (Shuster):He was stabbed in the rotunda!Flavius Maximus, Private Roman Eye (Wayne): I've heard that's very painful.
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