Great Canadians of the 20th Century #12


Wayne and Shuster

3 comments:

Mr DeBakey said...

[Enter Two Umpires]
Umpire 2 Hail Granato!
Umpire 1 I give you greeting, Antonio.
Thou hast the starting lineups?
Umpire 2 Ay. The batting orders duly signed
by managers both.
Umpire 1 ‘Tis well. What o’clock ist?
Umpire 2 ‘Tis at the stroke of two.
[Trumpets sound]
Umpire 1 Hark! The players come. To our
appointed places shall we go, you at first
and I behind the plate. This game
depends on how you make your call.
Farewell! until you hear me cry “Play ball!”

Brent McKee said...

Private Roman Eye (Johnny Wayne): "I want a Martinius."
Bartender (usually Paul Kligman)"Don't you mean a Martini?"
Private Roman Eye: "If I wanted two I'd have asked for two."

swac said...

Brutus (Shuster):He was stabbed in the rotunda!
Flavius Maximus, Private Roman Eye (Wayne): I've heard that's very painful.