The Cool Hall of Fame #62

W.C. Fields


Nick Zegarac said...

Ah yes...the perfect abode for me and ma' little chickadee! Love that man. Puts a smile on my face every time!

Best W.C. quote ever. When asked by an elderly dowager, "Don't you like children?" Fields wryly replied, "Only when they're properly cooked!"

Birch said...

My favorite Fields line:

(in reply to an indignant matron who snaps at him, "You're drunk!")

Yeah, and you're crazy. Now, I'll be sober in the morning. But you'll be crazy the rest of your life.

Flynnjr said...

My favorite Fields':

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish f-ck in it, you know..."